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~chucknorris:iconchucknorris:

MEAN LEAN KILLING MACHINE  
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 66
  • Current Residence: Southlake, TX
  • Interests: Karate
  • Favourite movie: Delta Force
  • Favourite band or musician: The King
  • Favourite genre of music: Texas Country & Western
  • MP3 player of choice: Heckler & Kock MP5 NANO
  • Personal Quote: If it aint broken then break it
  • Tools of the Trade: fists and feet ready to beat

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Devious Comments

~K-and-N:iconK-and-N: 1 day 17 hours ago
THAT'S the answer to all life's questions! XD

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Recently watched films
*Halloween: Resurrection :D/10
*Kicking it old school 6/10
*Be Kind Rewind 8/10
*Pan's Labyrinth 8/10
*Wall E 7/10
~BeckyC-Lover-XD:iconBeckyC-Lover-XD: 2 days 7 hours ago
Chuck Norris can't have sex.
When he tries he kills the woman.
But he won't die a virgin.
Chuck Norris NEVER dies.

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Happy. 8D :heart:Becky:heart:
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jul 12, 2008, 7:45:57 PM
i've heard that one

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united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~djrc:icondjrc: Jul 7, 2008, 8:55:09 PM
Light Yagami tried to write down Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note once. It didn't go "Exactly as Planned."
=choask1699:iconchoask1699: Jun 27, 2008, 9:12:07 PM

This is making it a LOAD easier to scroll down. :iconnotimpressedplz:

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YouTube Poop: where their's smoke, they pinch back.
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 27, 2008, 9:27:35 AM
i can tell

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united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
*Ratchet-5510:iconRatchet-5510: Jun 27, 2008, 5:45:43 AM
*palms face*

Aren't too old for that stuff. lol

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An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.

M.K. Gandhi
~Pendragon9:iconPendragon9: Jun 26, 2008, 9:42:38 PM
Lemme guess... tthat one wasn't as funny?

Oh, and lol. I followed the string of comments.

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If you like the PS3 and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this onto your signature.


I'm Anti Kisshu and Ichigo in the DA Anti couples crew!
~Midnight-Massacre:iconMidnight-Massacre: Jun 22, 2008, 4:14:08 PM
Go die. Seriously.

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sudo apt-get install life
package "life" not found.

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=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 22, 2008, 3:34:06 PM
...

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united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~WinatikaTheJawa:iconWinatikaTheJawa: Jun 22, 2008, 3:32:18 PM
People invented the automobile to escape Chuck Norris. Incidentally, Chuck Norris invented the automobile accident.

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[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 22, 2008, 3:25:39 PM
lol ill have to tell my friends that one.

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united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~WinatikaTheJawa:iconWinatikaTheJawa: Jun 22, 2008, 3:23:08 PM
all of it.

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[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 22, 2008, 3:21:59 PM
Idk how much?

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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!

:star: Sutaa and Tsuki. Sisters for life :star:

united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~WinatikaTheJawa:iconWinatikaTheJawa: Jun 22, 2008, 3:16:22 PM
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

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[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 22, 2008, 3:13:55 PM
I like that last one. XD

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united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~WinatikaTheJawa:iconWinatikaTheJawa: Jun 22, 2008, 3:12:29 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE!

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but nobody knows for sure, because he never cries.

Chuck Norris invented the internet, where else could he store all his porn?:iconurhappyplz:

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[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 22, 2008, 2:59:40 PM
XD

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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!

:star: Sutaa and Tsuki. Sisters for life :star:

united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
=NicktendoX6:iconNicktendoX6: Jun 22, 2008, 2:24:15 PM
:iconefgplz:

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This is sugar!

Sugar?
No.
THIS. IS. SPLENDAAAAAAAAAA!
~WinatikaTheJawa:iconWinatikaTheJawa: Jun 22, 2008, 1:08:16 PM
Chuck Norris found Mr. Goodbar.

The explanation behind the one armed man: Chuck Norris needed a snack, and the guy's elephant didn't fill Chuck Norris up completely, so Chuck Norris ripped the guy's arm off and ate it too!

Chuck Norris is the reason Walso is hiding.:iconwaldoplz:

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[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 14, 2008, 4:19:50 PM
XD

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:star: Sutaa and Tsuki. Sisters for life :star:

united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
~Jurassic-Gothic:iconJurassic-Gothic: Jun 14, 2008, 12:22:34 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't stare at the Sun. The Sun is staring at him :sun::iconnorrisplz:

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=Sesshomaru38401:iconSesshomaru38401: Jun 14, 2008, 10:57:10 AM
XD That would be cool and im a big Inuyasha fan

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:star: Sutaa and Tsuki. Sisters for life :star:

united we cosplay divided we are weirdos