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Current Age:
66
Current Residence:
Southlake, TX
Interests:
Karate
Favourite movie:
Delta Force
Favourite band or musician:
The King
Favourite genre of music:
Texas Country & Western
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If it aint broken then break it
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K-and-N
1 day 17 hours ago
THAT'S the answer to all life's questions! XD
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*Kicking it old school 6/10
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BeckyC-Lover-XD
2 days 7 hours ago
Chuck Norris can't have sex.
When he tries he kills the woman.
But he won't die a virgin.
Chuck Norris NEVER dies.
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Happy. 8D
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Sesshomaru38401
Jul 12, 2008, 7:45:57 PM
i've heard that one
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djrc
Jul 7, 2008, 8:55:09 PM
Light Yagami tried to write down Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note once. It didn't go "Exactly as Planned."
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tom-sawyer
Jul 1, 2008, 8:52:32 AM
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DAMusicForum
lol music
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choask1699
Jun 27, 2008, 9:12:07 PM
This is making it a LOAD easier to scroll down.
</sarcasm>
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where their's smoke, they pinch back.
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 27, 2008, 9:27:35 AM
i can tell
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Ratchet-5510
Jun 27, 2008, 5:45:43 AM
*palms face*
Aren't too old for that stuff. lol
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Pendragon9
Jun 26, 2008, 9:42:38 PM
Lemme guess... tthat one wasn't as funny?
Oh, and lol. I followed the string of comments.
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Midnight-Massacre
Jun 22, 2008, 4:14:08 PM
Go die. Seriously.
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sudo apt-get install life
package "life" not found.
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 22, 2008, 3:34:06 PM
...
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WinatikaTheJawa
Jun 22, 2008, 3:32:18 PM
People invented the automobile to escape Chuck Norris. Incidentally, Chuck Norris invented the automobile accident.
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 22, 2008, 3:25:39 PM
lol ill have to tell my friends that one.
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WinatikaTheJawa
Jun 22, 2008, 3:23:08 PM
all of it.
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 22, 2008, 3:21:59 PM
Idk how much?
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WinatikaTheJawa
Jun 22, 2008, 3:16:22 PM
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
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[link]
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"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 22, 2008, 3:13:55 PM
I like that last one. XD
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WinatikaTheJawa
Jun 22, 2008, 3:12:29 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...TWICE!
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but nobody knows for sure, because he never cries.
Chuck Norris invented the internet, where else could he store all his porn?
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<-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 22, 2008, 2:59:40 PM
XD
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NicktendoX6
Jun 22, 2008, 2:24:15 PM
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This is sugar!
Sugar?
No.
THIS. IS. SPLENDAAAAAAAAAA!
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WinatikaTheJawa
Jun 22, 2008, 1:08:16 PM
Chuck Norris found Mr. Goodbar.
The explanation behind the one armed man: Chuck Norris needed a snack, and the guy's elephant didn't fill Chuck Norris up completely, so Chuck Norris ripped the guy's arm off and ate it too!
Chuck Norris is the reason Walso is hiding.
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<-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 14, 2008, 4:19:50 PM
XD
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Elubis
Jun 14, 2008, 4:05:41 PM
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Jurassic-Gothic
Jun 14, 2008, 12:22:34 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't stare at the Sun. The Sun is staring at him
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Si vis pacem, para bellum
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Sesshomaru38401
Jun 14, 2008, 10:57:10 AM
XD That would be cool and im a big Inuyasha fan
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Devious Comments
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Recently watched films
*Halloween: Resurrection
*Kicking it old school 6/10
*Be Kind Rewind 8/10
*Pan's Labyrinth 8/10
*Wall E 7/10
When he tries he kills the woman.
But he won't die a virgin.
Chuck Norris NEVER dies.
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Happy. 8D
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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
*DAMusicForum lol music
This is making it a LOAD easier to scroll down.
</sarcasm>
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Avatar by =dilemmaticalx
YouTube Poop: where their's smoke, they pinch back.
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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
Aren't too old for that stuff. lol
--
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
Oh, and lol. I followed the string of comments.
--
If you like the PS3 and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this onto your signature.
I'm Anti Kisshu and Ichigo in the DA Anti couples crew!
--
sudo apt-get install lifepackage "life" not found.
:[
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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
--
I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
--
I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
--
I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, but nobody knows for sure, because he never cries.
Chuck Norris invented the internet, where else could he store all his porn?
--
[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
--
I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
This is sugar!
Sugar?
No.
THIS. IS. SPLENDAAAAAAAAAA!
The explanation behind the one armed man: Chuck Norris needed a snack, and the guy's elephant didn't fill Chuck Norris up completely, so Chuck Norris ripped the guy's arm off and ate it too!
Chuck Norris is the reason Walso is hiding.
--
[link] <-my favorite online game.
My pokemon Diamond friend code: 202009969615
"systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy cyst-susceptible sister" easier done than said. ~Lemony Snicket
--
I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
--
Si vis pacem, para bellum
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I'm mel in deviantART's Ginga Crew!
united we cosplay divided we are weirdos
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